Sunday, February 15, 2009

Operation PKO is now in effect.

Taken from an intercepted PKO
communication earlier today.


If you are receiving this email, then one or more of the following things is true: A) you are a kazoo ninja; B) you have already expressed interest in joining the PKO; C) you have the makings of a revolutionary leader. Trust me, this is not a generic email blast... You have been chosen. I'm only sending this first email out to a select list of the 25 or so people who I believe have what it takes to begin... a kazoo movement.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, visit this link, and then return to this email:

Are you in?

If not: Please delete this email, burn your computer, and move to Alaska.
If so: Spread the word. We need kazoo artists of all types.

Kazooists in all registers
Propaganda Desseminators
First Chairs
Kazoo Composers
Sectional Conductors
Kazoo Logistics Experts
Vice Ministers of Party Planning
Kazoo Techs

The PKO's inaugural event: THE PKO TRYOUTS & DRINKING REHEARSAL is WED, JANUARY 28th AT A SECRET LOCATION that will be disclosed very soon. WE NEED YOU THERE! Yes? Reserve that date!

And here's another date to reserve: Sat, Feb 20th. That's the date of the PKO's debut concert -- at the Oriental Theater with John Common and Blinding Flashes of Light. 'Twill be lovely.

I've attached some inspirational propaganda (below) for you to print and place under your pillow. Please make your own and spread it around too... Tap your genius.

A lone kazoo is a sad thing indeed. But a kazoo orchestra... well that is a mighty thing and a wonder to behold.



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